Here is a joke for your page:
What did the blond answer when she was asked, "what is the difference between ignorance and apathy"?
She anwered "I don't know and I don't care."
Also, Alice voted for Phred in our contest. Get your votes in.
Who gives a hoot!
No, really it's pretty good!
When I think of something really NOT worthwhile to say, I'll send you some feeback. Thanks for NOTHING!
Your form is too long. I like your organization but then again why organize. Or, on the other hand do what you want and see if I care.
You can print or not print this letter or do what what you want with it as I dont even bother to care.
I want to become an unchartered non-member.
How about some un-official products like:
On second or third thought I am an Un-listed, Un-afflitated, Non-charter, non-member of your organization.
Your site is truly "apathetic" but maybe not yet sufficiently "pathetic" for my taste. Surely, you could have included a few typos. In the true spirit of such a page, you should throw out your backspace key and never look back.
Maybe you could provide some links to blank, in-complete or otherwise useless sites.
I did include you on my favorites list so I will be on the lookout for improvements or lack of same. Either way, you cannot win!
Never do it right the first time and failing that, just skip it altogether.